This morning’s breakfast was trippy. Literally. They aren’t joking when they label this cereal “shredded wheat”. It’s so shredded that it’s no longer wheat-like. In fact, I doubt it’s even shredded wheat. I love recycling just as much as the next person but rebranding saw dust as cereal is a little extreme for my taste. Ha. Taste. Puns and such. Observe the picture. I was lucky enough to score a few white paint chips in my bowl of industry this morning like they were extra marshmallows. They were potent and within two spoonfuls I began hallucinating and fell halfway into outer space and out of my chair. Vitamins and minerals go hand in hand with the final frontier, fuck yea! Way better than my bath salt smoothies.
Eat your saw dust & paint chips and shut up.